What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 00:20
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Octopussy
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
mRNA, once lauded as a scientific marvel, is now a government target - statnews.com
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Goldfinger
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
iFixit is retroactively giving the Nintendo Switch a 4/10 on repairability - The Verge
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
A View to a Kill
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Your chatbot friend might be messing with your mind - The Washington Post
The Man with the Golden Gun
Diamonds Are Forever
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Have you ever had sex with your female cousin? How did it start?
You Only Live Twice
-J W Pepper
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
What’s the saddest thing you’ve seen at your job?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Moonraker
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
What has been your best sexual experience?
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-All the bad guys are black.
From Russia With Love
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
How do you have intercourse with a girl who can remember you for a long time?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Dr No
Live and Let Die
Mario Kart World Is Not An Open-World Game, Nintendo Says - GameSpot